懂英文的帮我个忙,翻译一下

No. I am already a 3 switch 169, and I did do National task of 8 days, and do not know why, Dianka a lot of money to be spent., This 8-day mission would have had a Pangu the best I have considered for a long time, and usually the task is the best replenish the skies, this task I am really determined to National Day, National Day mission is over, I sell baby and equipment, sold on the suicide, hurt the heart, and you are telling the truth The odds had been tortured a lot of the ashes of a player's mind, and I was one, so interesting to do, and now I want to open, should be the time I left this game, how sad I hurt my heart to your heart Good grief.
应该是这样的啦，用英汉互译呗

Now. I am already a 3 switch 169, and I did do National task of 8 days, and do not know why, Dianka a lot of money to be spent., This 8-day mission would have had a Pangu the best I have considered for a long time, and usually the task is the best replenish the skies, this task I am really determined to National Day, National Day mission is over, I sell baby and equipment, sold on the suicide, hurt the heart, and you are telling the truth The odds had been tortured a lot of the ashes of a player's mind, and I was one, so interesting to do, and now I want to open, should be the time I left this game, how sad I hurt my heart to your heart Good grief.

西西 好了

No. I am already a 3 switch 169, and I did do National task of 8 days, and do not know why, Dianka a lot of money to be spent., This 8-day mission would have had a Pangu the best I have considered for a long time, and usually the task is the best replenish the skies, this task I am really determined to National Day, National Day mission is over, I sell baby and equipment, sold on the suicide, hurt the heart, and you are telling the truth The odds had been tortured a lot of the ashes of a player's mind, and I was one, so interesting to do, and now I want to open, should be the time I left this game, how sad I hurt my heart to your heart Good grief.

英文垃圾的狠，不懂，但是依然来顶你下下！